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免费综艺全美超模大赛 第一季 Thisshowisquitepossiblythebiggestwasteofvideotape,electricity,andRFbandwidthinthe70+yearhistoryoftelevision.It'snothingbut60minutesofsomeoftheworstbilethatcancomeoutofhumanbeings,maleorfemale.Basically,it'snothingbutpurebitchy,catty,c*nty,vileharpinessamongthecontestants,judges,andthefashionistas(orshouldIsayfashionazis).Typicallyalotofinsulting,backbiting,andbitchy,unnecessarilyanal-retentivecriticism. Thethingthatgetsmeabouttheshowishowmuchthejudgesandfashionazis(andthepretentious&shallowfashionindustryingeneral)nit-pickagainsttheequallybitchycontestantsaboutlittle,petty,trivial,frivolous,anal-retentivethingsabouttheirappearance,personality,etc.Thingsthatthe*REAL*peopleinthisworld(whichthefashionindustrylacks,thankfully)wouldn'tgiverat'sassnumber1about.(Myselfincluded.) Craplike:"Oh,yourlefteyebrowisayoctometeroffcenter.Thatisn'tgonnafly,andnobodywilltakeyouseriouslyinthisindustrybecauseofit!"Or,"You'rebreathingwrong.Goodluckwithwinningthiscompetition."I'mjustkiddinghere,buttheyusuallyendupsayingthingsalmostexactlylikethisonthisshow. Ifgettingintothefashionindustryisthishard,painful,bitchy,insulting,nit-picky,catty,backstabbing,andanal-retentiveasthisshowtriestoportray,thanthankthegoodLordthatHemademeallfat,balding,hairy,anddumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin',becauseIwouldneverwanttoberequiredtohavethecausticbitchinessandanal,pretentiousattitudeofanymodelorfashionazi(oranyfashionindustryworker),namelythepeopleonthisshow. AndJaniceDickinson,mercy,donotgetmestartedonher... Thisshowneedstodie.It'sthisshow(andmanyother"reality"showslikeit)thatprovesthatcompetitiveness(andthefashionindustry)istrulythedevil'stool...免费在线看全美超模大赛 第一季已完结, 夜播影院 YEVOD电影网站,提供最新免费电影在线观看!看免费电影就上 yevod.com收起